Gardening. noun: An urge to impose my dictatorial will upon plant life. Strikes approximately every six weeks. Results in a three-to-eight hour barrage on the front and back yards. Casualties on the order of sunburn and numerous bug bites are assured. Culminates in a stalemate between my self and said plant life. Both parties agree to a multi-week cease fire, during which I will conduct air raids via weedwacker and lawnmower into the area of the garden beds, which I will disavow all knowledge of if brought before a congressional committee.
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Eileen WiedbraukWriter, book designer, coffee addict, cat herder, learning to code, MFA grad, Odyssey Workshop alum, tech geek, kdrama devotee, avid reader, and a somewhat decent cook. Categories
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